Two people run across the apartment to see what the TV was playing on Friday. My brother was eating Popsicles, green jello, and purple butterfingers. I jumped over him far enough to see the people walking hand-in-hand away from the TV. Once the jello set, Melissa yelled "SNOWMAN!" and opened the front door. Running dinosaurs cried while laughing because she didn't actually talk like humans wanted her to. Robin loves my brother's helicopter, but he never takes me shopping or on the helicopter. Robin hates me when I try to eat jello through the straws in pajamas. Melissa wrapped candy with her snowman, but it got hot so the snowman melted. She cried hysterically. Robin tried jumping in jello when Melissa cried "STOP!" Robin didn't stop. She kept jumping because jello tastes funny when you laugh and cry at melting ice. Most of all my brother woke monkeys when he sneezed. They attacked TVs and little girls, but the people threw jello at monkeys before my brother ate bananas. This monkey wasn't mad, but he felt guilty so everyone cleaned bathrooms until the sun set on the month of May. That next day we sucked suckers, slept on concrete pillows, and built new blankets made of cow hoofs. Those cows were mourning the loss of pigs who flew from barns in Canada where helicopters crashed. My brother Tim cried because Melissa ate his finger. Robin puked up jello. Once Robin finished puking she laughed because the jello was now orange. We puked because we ate moldy butterfingers. Ryan is nerdy when he studies girls because they scare monkeys. The end.
EXPLANATION: in case any of you are wondering, SKAS...ie = Sadie, Kendra and Sorine...ie. We took turns saying words to write this story. It doesn't have a plot, if you couldn't tell, and the meaning is hidden deep. But there is a meaning. Hope you enjoyed it.
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